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Monday, July 12, 2021
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Blog

Advice For A Young Ship’s Officer

by John Konrad (gCaptain) A new ship can be an intimidating place for a deck officer, so here are a few tips to get you started and to remind

July 12, 2021
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Saturday, September 10, 2016
Interesting

Funny: What A Captain Hears When He Visits The Engine Room

The next time anyone thinks it’s a good idea to invite the Captain down to the ECR for a bit of OJT… realize that this is what deck officers hear when

September 10, 2016
Total Views: 119

Friday, September 2, 2016
Maritime News

Watch: This Guys’ Boat Flies, Literally

Soaring into the weekend

September 2, 2016
Total Views: 31

Thursday, June 9, 2016
Video

WATCH: How to Launch Like a Boss

A Norwegian anti-drinking-while-boating group is back with this hilarious commercial titled, How to Launch Like a Boss, reminding viewers that boat

June 9, 2016
Total Views: 87

Monday, February 1, 2016
News

WATCH: Three Little Pigs Prank Aboard USS Kennedy

This video is making its way around the internet today as possibly one of the greatest pranks in U.S. Navy history. Now I don’t know if I’d go

February 1, 2016
Total Views: 47

Thursday, August 6, 2015
News

Throwback Thursday – That Time Jon Stewart Took on US Food Aid and International Shipping Conglomerates

With Jon Stewart preparing for his final show tonight after 16 years as the host of The Daily Show, here’s a Throwback Thursday look at that time he

August 6, 2015
Total Views: 5

Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Interesting

Hilarious Anti-Drinking While Boating PSA is a Home Run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHdPhkSSNQ This video is so perfect. It was created for AV-OG-TIL, a Norwegian NGO working to reduce the harmful effects of

June 23, 2015
Total Views: 62

Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Blog

‘Mayday We Are Sinking’ – This German Coast Guard VIDEO Never Gets Old

This video side-splitting video is not new. In fact, it was first posted on gCaptain way back in May 2007 but, we ask you, does it ever get old?

May 6, 2015
Total Views: 1318

Saturday, February 14, 2015
Weather

If you got snow on yawh roof, you bettah get it off before it comes crashin’ down on ya

To all our international readers, this is actually how many people talk in New England. Chalk this up as a cultural experience. For those in New England,

February 14, 2015
Total Views: 0

Thursday, February 5, 2015
Blog

Sailor Tells Best ‘Laziest Person’ Story of All Time

In a recent Ask Reddit subreddit, one user posed the question: "what is the laziest thing you've ever done?" One sailor's response by far takes the

February 5, 2015
Total Views: 2979

Monday, January 5, 2015
Multimedia

I’m Beached Brew

Do you have any plankton brew?

January 5, 2015
Total Views: 31

Friday, June 27, 2014
Interesting

Naked Man Found Standing on Ship’s Rudder – PHOTOS

We put this first photo up on the gCaptain Facebook page yesterday as a “caption this” and it was such at hit, that we thought we’d provide a little

June 27, 2014
Total Views: 176

Monday, June 16, 2014
Blog

VIDEO: Cocky Relief Captain Fails at Line Throwing

This relief Captain was apparently giving the deckhands a hard time so they had him put his money where his mouth

June 16, 2014
Total Views: 7

Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Blog

VIDEO: Bulker Crew Trolls Seagulls

Polish crew has a little fun with a flock of seagulls that decided this bulk carrier was a good place to take a break. That is

May 20, 2014
Total Views: 5

Friday, April 11, 2014
Blog

Dutch Reporter Gives Best Interview Ever – Video

A Dutch reporter is onboard a ship to interview the Mayor of Kampen when, well, this

April 11, 2014
Total Views: 50

Thursday, January 16, 2014
Multimedia

Shark Diving with a Bird Cage? No Worries Mate!

Ahh

January 16, 2014
Total Views: 7

Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Interesting

Britney Spears Music Used to Ward Off Somali Pirates – Reports Addressed

So reports have been circulating this week quoting a Merchant Navy Officer who claims that her vessel's shipboard security personnel used Britney Spears music

October 30, 2013
Total Views: 37

Monday, October 28, 2013
Interesting

WATCH: Guy Gets Hilariously Rude Awakening in Norway

A reminder to always sleep with one eye

October 28, 2013
Total Views: 23

Friday, August 16, 2013
News

Drunk Chinese Dude Passes Out in Shipping Container Bound for America

After a night of drinking in Qingdao, China, Jiang Wu mistook a shipping container as his hotel room. It’s a classic mistake that no doubt happens to

August 16, 2013
Total Views: 9

Thursday, February 14, 2013
sea captain date
Uncategorized

Are You a Sea Captain Looking for Love? Well Look No Further…

For all you sailors who are looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this may be exactly the dating resource you were looking for: SeaCaptainDate.com. If

February 14, 2013
Total Views: 32