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Thursday, February 14, 2013
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Are You a Sea Captain Looking for Love? Well Look No Further…

For all you sailors who are looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this may be exactly the dating resource you were looking for: SeaCaptainDate.com. If

February 14, 2013
Total Views: 91

Saturday, December 29, 2012
This is How You Put Out a Boat Fire Like a Boss [VIDEO]
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This is How You Put Out a Boat Fire Like a Boss [VIDEO]

If you see a boat on fire, do you: Stand by and film it with your phone? Put that s@#% out? Filmed at Lake Lyndon in New

December 29, 2012
Total Views: 31

Tuesday, December 4, 2012
How NOT To Ride Your Motorcycle Around Boats
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How NOT To Ride Your Motorcycle Around Boats

Requesting permission to board, Captain. Lolo, a motorcycle journalist for Moto Journal, shows you how not to ride your Yamaha bike around

December 4, 2012
Total Views: 23

Monday, October 15, 2012
Gagnam Style Parody: USMMA vs. USNA – The Definitive Poll
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Gagnam Style Parody: USMMA vs. USNA – The Definitive Poll

USMMA’s Gagnam Style: VS USNA’s Gagnam Style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHufV9g4k4 Question is… Who does Gagnam Style

October 15, 2012
Total Views: 69

Monday, September 24, 2012
VIDEO: How NOT to Put a Yacht in the Water
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VIDEO: How NOT to Put a Yacht in the Water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dt9yd-xqnI How NOT to put a yacht in water. Bet he wishes it was a submarine right about

September 24, 2012
Total Views: 27

Thursday, September 20, 2012
Drunk and Hallucinating Woman Jailed for Stealing Ferry While Yelling “I’m Jack Sparrow”
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Drunk and Hallucinating Woman Jailed for Stealing Ferry While Yelling “I’m Jack Sparrow”

Now there is talking like a pirate, and then there is ACTING like a pirate. This woman chose the latter. According to media reports a UK woman, arrested for

September 20, 2012
Total Views: 428

Wednesday, September 19, 2012
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Arrr! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Piracy is no laughing matter, especially these days, but let’s face it, talking like a pirate is. That’s why every year September 19 is

September 19, 2012
Total Views: 24

Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Who’s Gonna Catch the COK?! [NSFW]
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Who’s Gonna Catch the COK?! [NSFW]

Unofficial Olympic Sailing commentary by an Irishman who clearly knows nothing about the

August 8, 2012
Total Views: 50

Thursday, July 26, 2012
Any G.I. Joe Fans Out There Remember Shipwreck?
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Any G.I. Joe Fans Out There Remember Shipwreck?

Shipwreck (G.I. Joe) File Name: Delgado, Hector X. Grade: CPO Birthplace: Chula Vista, CA Primary Specialty: Navy SEAL Secondary Specialty: Gunner’s Mate

July 26, 2012
Total Views: 445

Wednesday, February 22, 2012
The Evolution of STCW, a Satire [VIDEO]
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The Evolution of STCW, a Satire [VIDEO]

Contact the RYA, see if they have a two-man crew, preferably a dyslexic, and an

February 22, 2012
Total Views: 49

Thursday, February 16, 2012
Bert and I Come Down to the Dock at About 6 O’Clock in the Early Mornin’
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Bert and I Come Down to the Dock at About 6 O’Clock in the Early Mornin’

“Bert and I come down to the dock about six o’clock in the early morning. Bert went into the boathouse to fetch the pots and the slickers and I

February 16, 2012
Total Views: 518

Wednesday, February 8, 2012
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A Failure To Communicate – The Best YouTube Commercial Ever Made

It’s that time of the year,  time to play  – once more – gCaptain’s all time favorite TV commercial… the German Coast

February 8, 2012
Total Views: 724

Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Giant Lego Man Is At It Again….
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Giant Lego Man Is At It Again….

The mysterious 8-foot tall lego man is at it again, this time appearing on a Sarasota, Florida beach sporting a t-shirt saying “no real than you

October 26, 2011
Total Views: 56

Friday, April 15, 2011
I’m on a Boat! – Merchant Marine version
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I’m on a Boat! – Merchant Marine version

Here’s what happens when the crew of an LNG ship gets a bit stir crazy after being out at sea for months at a time.  If you’re at work,

April 15, 2011
Total Views: 99

Thursday, March 24, 2011
Gotta love those yachties [Picture]
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Gotta love those yachties [Picture]

This interesting pic was brought to our attention by albertpachino in the gCaptain forum with the title “Gotta Love Those Yachties – A Pic Says

March 24, 2011
Total Views: 33

Friday, February 11, 2011
Discoverer Enterprise to be drydocked in Alabama for a deep cleaning
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Discoverer Enterprise to be drydocked in Alabama for a deep cleaning

The Enterprise played a key role during the oil spill disaster last summer, however floating in the oil-saturated ocean above the Macondo Well left her ballast

February 11, 2011
Total Views: 136

Saturday, December 25, 2010
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Twas the night before Christmas… tugboat style

Thanks to Seadog! for the Forum contribution… Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the tug, The AB was stirring, a sauce for roast pug. The

December 25, 2010
Total Views: 76

Friday, November 19, 2010
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Maritime New Zealand passes out blame on Ady Gil incident

This video was an instant classic the second it hit the web and now, after months of deliberation by the powers that be, we officialy have someone to blame! 

November 19, 2010
Total Views: 178

Thursday, November 4, 2010
Offbeat

Sea-life inspired sayings commonly used today

To mark the Year of the Seafarer, the Royal Alfred Seafarers’ Society, a UK based charity whose goals is to help seafarers in old age, illness, or

November 4, 2010
Total Views: 39

Wednesday, October 6, 2010
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The Color Green – A Sea Story

Aboard ship some of the most interesting characters are young seamen fresh out of high school. They turn to the sea for reasons of adventure, avoidance of

October 6, 2010
Total Views: 21
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