introducing THE SALTIEST MAN in the WORLD

HIS TONGUE can tie any KNOT in the WORLD
HIS ORGAN DONATION CARD lists his BEARD
ONCE, A SHARK BIT HIM. AFTER five days of PAIN, the SHARK DIED
HE ONCE WROTE a novel in SEMAPHORE
HIS MOTHER’S TATTOO says “SON”
HIS LICENCE DOESN’T say “MASTER”, it says “THE MASTER”
THE SIRENS of GREECE tie THEMSELVES toTREES when his SHIP PASSES
HE only uses DOTS to TRANSMIT MORSE
HE will NEVER LOSE A GAME of CHANCE
HE MASTERED the FLYING DUTCHMAN, TWICE
HE CROSSED the NORTH ATLANTIC with only A PADDLE and his BEARD
THE KRAKEN ONCE ASKED him to POSE for a SELFIE
WHEN he WHISTLES ABOARD SHIP the WINDS STOP BLOWING
HIS GLANCE ALONE tells IRON MIKE where to STEER

HE IS the SALTIEST MAN in the WORLD

STAY SALTY my FRIENDS

You can buy this item in our store as a matte finish poster or as a a custom t-shirt.

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