10 Things to remember if you’re shipwrecked

Published: October 12th, 2008 by tim | Comments |


shipwrecks 10 Things to remember if youre shipwrecked

Here are a list of 10 things that you should remember if you are shipwrecked. The list comes from Yan Martel’s prize-winning novelLife of Pi, via listverse.com

1. Always read instructions carefully

2. Do not drink urine. Or sea water. Or bird blood

3. Do not eat jellyfish. Or fish that have spikes. Or fish that have parrot like beaks. OR that puff up like balloons.

4. Pressing the eyes of fish will paralysis them.

5. The body can be heroic in battle. If a castaway is injured, beware of well-meaning but ill-founded medical treatment. Ignorance is the worst doctor, while rest and sleep are the best nurses.

6. Put your feet up at least 5 minutes every hour

7. Unnecessary exertion should be avoided. But an idle mind tends to sing. So the mind should be kept occupied with whatever light distraction may suggest itself. Playing card games, twenty questions, and I spy are excellent distractions.

8. Green water is shallower than blue water

9. Beware of far-off clouds that look like mountains. Look for green. Ultimately, a foot is the only good judge of land.

10. Do not go swimming. It wastes energy. Besides, a survival craft may drift faster than you can swim. Not to mention the danger of sea life. If you are hot, wet your clothes instead.

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  • Devon
    I don't know about the enema or bird blood but urine is sterile and ok to drink the problem is it could have a high salt content especially if you've been swimming to save your life.

    "Urine is mostly water, and relatively sterile. But this does not mean it qualifies for the recommended 6 - 8 daily glasses of H2O, and here's why: in addition to the water content, urine contains trace elements of hundreds of other things —from undigested alcohol to nitrogen and potassium, and sodium, which makes it such a salty drink. (By the way, the first pee in the morning is more concentrated; and the more water you drink, the more diluted it will be.) Urine could — in rare cases — also have some toxic substances in it, such as lead or arsenic. It can also contain trace amounts of drugs that the urinating person has recently ingested, though probably not enough to actually give the sipper any high or show up on a drug test.

    Also, if a person were to drink his or her own urine as a substitute for fresh drinking water, the proportion of water content would rapidly decrease as the proportion of harmful waste products increased."
  • Mark
    On number 2: of course drinking urine or bird blood isn't something you would like to do, but couldn't it save your life?

    @fred Does that really work, or is it a joke?
  • Tom
    Priceless!
  • @ Point 4: paralysis is a noun, try paralyse (or paralyze if you prefer American English)
  • Maox
    My foot is a horrible judge of lots of stuff. Tried to convince me to buy shares in Enron once.
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