Funny Video – Navy Captain’s Mistake

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This video was first brought to our attention on the Forum, but we think it deserves a post here on the blog.  According to the comments made on YouTube, this actually happened and there is a transcript of the communications floating around somewhere.  If anyone has any more information, we would love to hear it.

UPDATE: We received a number of irate emails over this post. I ask why? What happened to Merchant Mariners poking fun at Navy types? Did it go out of style after the sniper saved Captain Phillips? Did we forget that they were suppose to protect our fellow mariners in the first place? Did cadets stop learning the old saying:
Red-over-Red the Capt’s Dead, Red-over-Green Sailing Machine, if it’s Gray STAY AWAY!?

Maybe we are just upset the US Navy offered every Bay Area blogger free jet rides but us?

What are your thoughts?

-John

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The German Coast Guard – The Funniest YouTube Video Ever Made

It’s that time of the year again… yes it’s time to play our all time favorite TV commercial and worst nightmare… the German Coast Guard.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6077326441742307086

Funniest youtube video of last year 2006! Stay tuned for our best of 2008 series coming soon.

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The Boaters Complete The Caption




Our friends at theboaters.com have came up with a fun game called “Complete The Caption”. Each day they post a new photo submitted by their users and allow you to…. well, the title s self explanatory.

A fun game and I hope to find more of our readers signing up for theboaters.com to help represent the professional side of nautical endeavors. You can find our profile HERE and we’ll send a free gCaptain t-shirt to the first person who beats our CEO’s record for vessel LOA on the site.

For everyone else, bookmark this page and return daily to Complete The Caption!

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Humor: The front fell off

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In the vein of Abbot and Costello’s “Who’s On First,” only related to ships.

Thanks to BitterEnd reader Robert S, of Seattle and gCaptain forum user CMA_decky for this great find.

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What Are You Sinking About?

gCaptain’s all time favorite TV commercial and worst nightmare.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6077326441742307086

Funniest video of last year! Thanks, Berlitz

(Is your company blocking access? View the file here: LINK )

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Lost in Translation – French Humor

Tim’s Times has a conversation that put a big smile on our faces and reminded me of my favorite TV commercial. Here’s the story:

You have to imagine a heavy French accent and a heavy East European accent replying

French VTS- What kind of vessel are you?

Tanker- We are oil tanker.

French VTS- What kind of ‘ull ‘ave you? (silent h in front of ave and ull)

Tanker- ‘ull ‘ave?

French VTS – yes ‘ull, what kind of ‘ull ave you?

Tanker- please repeat question, not understanding?

French VTS- You are a tanker, what of ‘ULL ave you, a single ‘ULL, a double ‘ULL ?

Tanker- no we have no HOLE in ship, everything OK, no HOLE

French VTS-(exasperated) you have no ‘ULL? You have single or double bottom?

Tanker( penny finally drops) ah we are double HULL vessel…….

Frsnch VTS (audible relief in voice) OK sir sank you, ‘ow many crew onboard?(silent h in front of ow)

Tanker(confused again) ‘OW?

and so on and so on, maybe we should all learn French…..

SMILE

Tim has many other interesting sea stories at his blog: Tim’s Times

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