gCaptain Aquired By Unofficial Networks For $1.9 Million US

Published: April 1st, 2008 by John | Comments |


While not quite the payday other blogs have recently enjoyed we are very excited to announce a new partnership with an amazing company called Unofficial Networks. We are still inking the deal so I can’t discuss the merger in full detail but I can LINK to THIS video post from Chief Negotiator Richard Astley.

Techcrunch has the full details HERE.

-John

John A. Konrad, Master Mariner

John Konrad is a USCG licensed Master Mariner of Unlimited Tonnage and the captain of this project. Since graduating from SUNY Maritime College he has sailed 4 of the world’s oceans and reports from his ship via satellite.

John is also writes for our ski sites UnofficialSquaw.com and UnofficialAndes.com

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  • admin
    Thanks everyone for an enjoyable April Fools! I'm honored and humbled by the 20+ people who emailed me with congratulations, in doing so you joined us in thinking this dream is possible.

    -John
  • John
    Capt932,

    While your assumption is technically correct this post was the tactical implementation of our international strategy which recognizes the need for global diversification and brand awareness.

    The technical logistics are a closely guarded secret but the short answer is; we shall be leveraging our vast supply of high interest debt with the ultimate goal of increasing internal inefficiencies. The mechanics of the deal include an equity swap, asset-backed securities, non-convertible indentures and all other means offered prior to the commoditization of the maritime blogosphere and resultant diminishing worth of our core asset.
  • Capt932
    Wait, gCaptain and unofficial networks are alredy the same company so whats the logistics of selling to yourself?
  • Raina
    Can't believe I fell for that. I'm turning my computer off for the day lest someone else take advantage of my trusting nature.
  • Congratulations!

    Just wanted to let you know that AN UNOFFICIAL COAST GUARD BLOG has signed an agreement in principle for Unofficial Networks to purchase our little site for $1.2 million. We'd have held out for more, but one of our contributors was recently canned for his blogging activities.

    You can see the full details here.
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