Banker shoes

[Kennebec Captain]

I would like to become the head of J.P. Morgan.

Specifically after a two billion dollar loss I would like to be called before the U.S. Senate where the United States Senators would, on national TV, lick my shoes. But I don't mean figuratively, I mean I would like them to crawl up to me on their hands and knees and actually lick my shoes. I would like to achieve this position within the next two years but don't have the brains, budget or time for the usually Ivy league path.

My question is; does anyone know what kind of shoes super-rich bankers wear and where I can get some without paying full price?

K.C.

[Rebel_Rider1969]

Thailand.........kidding..

Amazing ain't it. I think the "panel" was looking for secret stock tips. lol.

[Fraqrat]

You could wait by the dumpster behind one of their Park Avenue apartment buildings. They seem like the types who wear a pair once then toss them away. I mean why not they didn't pay for them right?

[Kennebec Captain]

You could wait by the dumpster behind one of their Park Avenue apartment buildings. They seem like the types who wear a pair once then toss them away. I mean why not they didn't pay for them right?

That's the kind of outside the box thinking I'm looking for, thanks. Knowing that the shoes came from a dumpster will add to the experience.

K.C.

[ChiefRob]

You could also try something with a little more adventure. I suggest visiting some of the upper class brothels, or high rent escort services there in lower Manhatten. Pretend to be a CEO banker, which might get some interesting story's in itself. Anyway tell them that on your previous visit, that you had to vacate the building in a big hurry for undisclosed reasons of course, and that you left a pair of such shoes behind. You are now there to claim your shoes. It seems that politicans are always getting caught in something like this, so I am sure a CEO banker would not be far off course.