Specifically after a two billion dollar loss I would like to be called before the U.S. Senate where the United States Senators would, on national TV, lick my shoes. But I don't mean figuratively, I mean I would like them to crawl up to me on their hands and knees and actually lick my shoes. I would like to achieve this position within the next two years but don't have the brains, budget or time for the usually Ivy league path.
My question is; does anyone know what kind of shoes super-rich bankers wear and where I can get some without paying full price?
Last edited by Kennebec Captain; June 19th, 2012 at 09:43 AM.
You could also try something with a little more adventure. I suggest visiting some of the upper class brothels, or high rent escort services there in lower Manhatten. Pretend to be a CEO banker, which might get some interesting story's in itself. Anyway tell them that on your previous visit, that you had to vacate the building in a big hurry for undisclosed reasons of course, and that you left a pair of such shoes behind. You are now there to claim your shoes. It seems that politicans are always getting caught in something like this, so I am sure a CEO banker would not be far off course.