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  1. May 7th, 2012, 12:57 PM #1
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    Default Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    Winner gets a pat on the back. I really just wanted to post the picture...

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    That's a big ass fish.
    "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
    Abraham Lincoln, 16th President (1809-1865)
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    No fish for dinner tonight. Ham instead.
    Let them who know not how to pray, go to sea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richard8000milesaway
    That's a big ass fish.
    Get it?

    A big ASS fish

    or

    A big ass FISH
    "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    No Bob! We are fishing for Halibut cheeks not Hal's butt cheeks!
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    " Does my butt make this spear look small? "
    If you're bored..........it's your fault.
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    This is why tatoo artists need to be drug screened regularly

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    Ow, that's gonna leave a mark!
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    Can you just imagine what that guy is muttering to himself lying there!

    EFF...SUNNUVABITCH...EFF..GODDAMIT THAT HURTS...EFF...EFF and FLIP'N EFF!
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    ......."How am I going to explain this to the wife."

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    Shit what was the safe word?!?!?!?!
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    Seabass not my ass, dumbass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Caption Contest - Spear Fishing Mishap

    Now we have to do a root cause analysis!

    Did they have a JSA and toolbox talk?


    There goes our LTA record and safety bonus!

    EFF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey
    Winner gets a pat on the back. I really just wanted to post the picture...

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    Dude, I said I needed an Asprin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Been_There_Once

    Dude, I said I needed an Asprin
    Assprin. Depends on ONE extra letter!

    I guess you could say asspirated too.
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