Captain Robert,
We have reviewed your request and it has been decided, based on all partied involved, that there will be commendations regarding this event. These commendations will be outside of the authority of the Commandant and fall directly on the Congress of the United States to be rewarded as follows: The three hispanic trawlers will be awarded with free health insurance due to your bravery. Because of this, it should be expected that your insurance cost will rise in proportion to this outcome for being a model mariner on the high seas. In lieu of accepting this ruling, you can surrender your US Coast Guard license to: 2100 Second Street, SW,Washington, DC 20593. Once it has been established that you are no longer employed on the high seas, your insurance cost will be cancelled all together, but coverage shall remain the same.
Due to recent budget constraints, and the transfer of 30% of the US Coast Guards budget to the Department of Health services, we no longer give awards or medals. But, we do sell puppies for $150.00/each, which come in the traditional white, blue, and orange colors of the United States Coast Guard.
Best Regards,
Admiral XXXXXXXX








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