Lolz. Paperwork...but it keeps us safe! Probably 1/10th of he crap we do actually makes sense. I know guys who wouldn't do any If they had a chance but I find just a little worthy of keeping. ...from a guy who manages to fortunately do just slightly more than zero paperwork.
Crew change grub list/shopping report to be filed with the compliance department within 30 minutes of arriving onboard! Coming soon to a wheelhouse near you, brought to you by the friendly folks in compliance.
"Uh your fuel report has an error. All values are to be carried to hundredths of a gallon and rounded up. Tenths are unacceptable."