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    Default Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader



    TOP WORST WORST THINGS ABOUT SHARING A WATCH WITH DARTH VADER:

    10. Claims you made all those expensive satellite calls to the Death Star.
    9. The old man is always telling you to "Mind Your Watch" every time Darth screws up.
    8. Always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
    7. Being all black you're always bumping into him on the 00-04 watch.
    6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing “Darth Brooks” routine.
    5. For once he could use the Force to finish the pub & chart corrections.
    4. That scary music that plays when he enters the bridge gets old real fast.
    3. Reads gCaptain, Harry Potter & other trash on watch and you can't say shit about it.
    2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the bridge wing.
    1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.


    THE BEST THINGS ABOUT SHARING A WATCH WITH DARTH VADER:
    6. The Chief Engineer is always patient when you're late with the noon slip figures
    5. He's really good at motivating the AB's to keep the bridge clean.
    4. Can use his finger to part oncoming traffic.
    3. Never looses his PPE
    2. Knows if the AB really took a shit or just used it as an excuse.
    1. Jedi Mind tricks on port state inspectors and the marine superintendent!

    *via an email from some guy who claimed that his buddies, little brothers, friend was Vader's watch-officer on the Asphalt Commander
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    And every time he wants his coffee he has the nasty habit of removing his helmet.jpg
    and drools on the charts.
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweat-n-Grease View Post
    And every time he wants his coffee he has the nasty habit of removing his helmet.jpg
    and drools on the charts.
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PERFECT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Oh, sorry, I was shouting ~~~~~~ AGAIN
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    Good Gawd - He reminds me of one of my KP instructors from 50 years ago. Samuels Hall, of course.
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    I like the episode of Family Guy whete Stewie is Darth Vader

    sorry no EwrToob clip I'm attempting this on my phone using my phat phingers
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    Quote Originally Posted by c.captain View Post
    I like the episode of Family Guy whete Stewie is Darth Vader

    sorry no EwrToob clip I'm attempting this on my phone using my phat phingers
    "phat phingers" - Didn't the health police pull them off the shelves?
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    I'm sorry but I just had to...



    hey, somebody pull my finger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by c.captain
    I'm sorry but I just had to...

    YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdVw-w1l8rQ

    hey, somebody pull my finger!
    Hey cap check your PM box...
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraqrat View Post
    Hey cap check your PM box...
    got it...thanks Fraq
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    Yea, thanks Frag
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    Default Re: Sharing A Bridge Watch With Darth Vader

    OH! for the love of God...somebody send help to this lost and depraved soul...





    thinking about it...somebody please send help to save MY lost and depraved soul as well!


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