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    What would you do if you won the lotto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by albertpachino View Post
    What would you do if you won the lotto?

    Just curious
    I'd tell Joe Boss to go fuck himself, quit working in this emmeffing business and devote myself fulltime to the closure of KP by violent force if necessary!

    either that or I'd take up knitting potholders to sell at the holiday bizarre of my assisted living community



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    I would tell the old man "sayonara" and when I got close enough, I would charter a helicopter to pluck me off the ship
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    Quote Originally Posted by c.captain View Post
    I'd tell Joe Boss to go fuck himself, quit working in this emmeffing business and devote myself fulltime to the closure of KP by violent force if necessary!

    either that or I'd take up knitting potholders to sell at the holiday bizarre of my assisted living community
    Would that work?
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    I would look to get as far away as possible. I would pay whatever taxes that were owed and that would be the last dime in tax that I would ever pay in this country as I would no longer be living here. Where I would end up is a very good question.
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    Would that work?
    Of course it will work if one just applies enough high explosives!
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    If I won 250 million dollars. I would spend 200 million on woman and booze and the rest I'd blow.
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    I would make it my life's work to harass the Sea Shepherd Society. I would just follow them around in my yacht and give their positions away in exchange for free whale meat from the Japs. I would also use my yacht as a base to help Dog the Bounty Hunter capture that douchebag Watson. We would be equipped for battle with those hippies with these cannons...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fraqrat View Post
    I would make it my life's work to harass the Sea Shepherd Society. I would just follow them around in my yacht and give their positions away in exchange for free whale meat from the Japs. I would also use my yacht as a base to help Dog the Bounty Hunter capture that douchebag Watson. We would be equipped for battle with those hippies with these cannons...
    I tried and tried to zoom in even closer using my phone....I can't wait to look at those on a computer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fraqrat View Post
    I would make it my life's work to harass the Sea Shepherd Society. I would just follow them around in my yacht and give their positions away in exchange for free whale meat from the Japs. I would also use my yacht as a base to help Dog the Bounty Hunter capture that douchebag Watson. We would be equipped for battle with those hippies with these cannons...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Lee View Post
    I tried and tried to zoom in even closer using my phone....I can't wait to look at those on a computer.
    here it is for all you miserable peasants to feast upon



    why do I suddenly have an image of a huge tsunami of milk in my mind?


    btw, I also just could not help think that is a "whale" that Watson probably would cum all over himself to "save"...I hope he has an industrial strength rubber suit to wear! I hear he is one promiscuous SOB banging a different groupy every night, but in deference to ladies of that certain proclivity, I will refrain from commenting about their personal hygiene.


    double BTW, is that Anna Nichole Smith from her bloated years?



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    This could be an interesting reality show Dog chasing Watson around the globe. I'd watch that plus you'd get to see more of this...

    Now which one would you want to slap the cuffs on ya?
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