I don't know why someone has not thought of this already. Make a Reality Show. Take an old tanker fill it with ballast in all tanks. Put 4000 cases of beer and all the ammo anyone could ever possibly shoot. Charge admission to the ship and let anyone who can pay get their chance at shooting a pirate. Or convert it into a Immigration game. Load the ship with illegal immigrants and which ever one scores a hit gets admission to any country bordering Somlia, Hell they already know how to shoot. Or load the ship with crackheads and give them a rock for each pirate shot.
No one is completly useless, They can always be used as a bad example.
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