How to build a Jet Engine

[domer]

Instructables has an interesting new DIY project... Build your own jet engine.

Before you start read the warning:
"Warning! Building your own jet engine can be dangerous. We highly suggest that you take all appropriate safety precautions when dealing with machinery, and use extreme care while operating jet engines. Serious injury or death can occur while operating a jet turbine engine in close proximity, due to explosive fuels and moving parts. Extreme amounts of potential and kinetic energy are stored in operating engines. Always use caution and good judgment while operating engines and machinery, and wear appropriate eye and hearing protection. Neither Bad Brothers Racing or Gary's Jet Journal accept any liability for your use or misuse of the information contained herein."

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[ds]

What the hell would you need that for?!

[anchorman]

To blow away my F%$king neighbor.................. off the front porch when he knocks on my door for something stupid.

[mutt]

Anchorman, one of your old hands here. Can you send me some contact info offsite.

[anchorman]

I could......if I knew your contact info.....

[mutt]

Anchorman, contact info avail now on my members info

[anchorman]

Oh, I didn't know you could even do that. Now I know who you are, but you misspelled "butt"

[mutt]

Anchorman, You always were a funny mofo cap !

[mutt]

so that's how it is , eh cap ? Game on then .