Did someone actually get arrested?

[pick and shovel]

There is a hillarious rumor going around about some contract worker rigging S and Q payouts. I even heard there was a "perp walk". Who joins in that kind of fraud for 38 bucks a day? What's next a safety shoe scam? Kick backs to the roach coach driver?

[KneelbeforeZod!]

Yesterday was Admiral Reilly's last day. 30 volunteer mariners were requested from the pool to attend his farewell "I love Me" speech. Less than half that number attended. They should have made it a "double your S&Q" event. People would have been crushing skulls to get on that bus!

[pick and shovel]

I would go but only if engineers had to go too. Then I wouldn't actually go and neither would they. We'd sneak back to the Doubletree, hunker down and cook up some grub on the old George Foreman.