Re: Items to bring on Cadet Observer (deck)
Hear, hear and harumph on the "Old Man" epithet! Booyah to the Glenfiddich and Monte Cristos! I can tell that as a young man you learned much in your early years and are now a true seaman mister! Bravo and well done! I can pass on the potpourri but a little Sandalwood incense is nice to hide the odours...
Originally Posted by Highball
Oh you're such a flaming bitch! I'll scratch your eyes out for that!
The chief mate likes to recieve purple velvet man-gerie and a box of preparation H medicated wipes.
Naw...let them have their little collisions or groundings. You'll have nothing to loose and think of the seastory you can tell when you go back to school? "Now there I was on the bridge watching us steaming at 23knots rights towards the shore with the mate just paralyzed in sheer terror. I jumped to the helm to try to avert disaster but it was too late to avoid the sickening feeling of the bottom plates being peeled away like they were little more that tissue, then came the grinding thud as the hull firmly impaled itself onto the pinnacles" "Man what a ride that was!" The vid you post on YouTube will be viral in a day!
The mates on watch you dont have to worry about much just give them a heads up if they're about to run into a ship.
Russell Stover chockies only if they're working class girls...if she's a classy dame then Godiva Truffles for sure and please no generic military issue prophylactics either. Choose Trojans ONLY!
If there happen to be any female officers onboard it is very tasteful to present them with a box of Russell Stover assorted chocolates with a few condoms slipped inside the box. This will win you their favor.
Indeed my friend...yes indeed!
Boy, it sure is lucky you kids have us to offer such sage advice!
and see you in the funny papers....
Happy winds and fair tails!
Last edited by c.captain; June 1st, 2012 at 06:47 AM.
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